Eric - Preston loves you
�
�
Greetings, and welcome friends to the newly founded fan emporium dedicated to everyone's favourite furry funk-soul brother
He's here to save us all - you'd better just relax and enjoy the ride
Sta Prest Levis are your new shrouds
The bangin' techno mayhem of 'Flat Beat' is your new hymn
His starring role in the Levi commercials shall become the new bible of your behavioural patterns.
�
Within a short time this very page shall become a buzzing forum of 'flat speak' as people from across the globe can come and offer their opinion on our Messiah for the new Millennium. Until then this will have to do, because frankly I can't be arsed at the moment. Sorry.
�
For information on Kevin Pearson's fan club meetings in Preston (to be held in the SU's Polygon) watch this space or e-mail [email protected] or [email protected]
�
You are flat fan number:
Thank you for your time. You may now return to your prayers.